COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me
And I’ve acquired a desire to sleep with the guy I will be living with next year. Way to go, bose.
in all my years i have never finished a pencil
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
this is 100% definitely what happened.
and canada wanted to be exactly like america but ended up being the nicer one who makes friends with everyone easily
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what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear