That awkward moment when you tell at your siblings for stealing your shit, then find the stuff a couple hours later and realize you just got stoned and or got where you put it…
*listens to an acoustic performance*
ohhh so that’s what they’re saying
i want to be ur favorite person and i want u to like me as much as i like u
no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
I’m not the same everyday. There are times where I’m loud and chatty, and there are times when I’m really quiet. I don’t think I can define myself.(via suicidal-dreaminq)
sometimes i recognize the fact that if my best friend and i were fictional characters people would ship us
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS
IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.
IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.
I’m working on it